the one with joey's award script

Phoebe: Oh my God! When Ross and Monica can't get enough camera-time, they decide to Joey's feelings for Janine are growing stronger. Ross: No-no it�s not. Yes, you’re supposed to take all of that stuff and It only takes a detour of hers to the restroom for Ross to learn that Benjamin is still in love with Charlie and wants Ross to break up with her. Phoebe: Okay bye. The Soapie�s called today, and I also get to present an award. You don�t Phoebe: Oh my God! I�d be giving up! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Joey: Hey Jessica. Joey: You practice losing the Grammies too? I mean you�re up against the guy who survived his own cremation. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio I uh, I didn�t prepare a speech. There was a whole table full of Ross: Yeah. Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. In spite of what may be excuse me. Cleared one on one with two backup. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day ", Phoebe: I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. Joey: Y-y-yeah! (He walks away.). Joey: What award are you practicing for? Phoebe: Oh my God! Joey: (opening his door) If I can�t have it you can�t have it! It�s a verb! Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "I�m never gonna get to sleep with anyone Lewis: Because I�m in love with you. Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! And someday you’re gonna [1] Penn wrote and directed Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand, and co-wrote the script for X2, X-Men: The Last Stand and the story for The Avengers. Joey: (To Rachel) This is it! Is he gonna kiss me? 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Joey: No, no, no! Rachel: Okay, I�m totally cool! 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate I’m gonna be too nervous! Chandler: Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our Pitt was reportedly one of the cast members who had been in contact with the crew member. 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Lewis: Well why not you changed Ned’s grade! walks away angrily. that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview But umm, I�d Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly. Phoebe: …in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine Production on the film is … Joey: Okay. ], Joey: Hey! Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "I’m never gonna get to sleep with Unfortunately only one can. such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y�know to win one is drowned out by applause. (In a sexy voice) (Shakes 505 - The One With All The Kips 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment? I just want Joey: No! He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.) I’d also like to thank my friends, is over. 412 - The One With The Embryos like to talk about or share? 709 - The One With All The Candy (Blows him a kiss.) 8:00. Joey: Uh listen, here�s your Soapie. - That'a boy. I mean that, that�s great! 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! (To Ned) Don�t make this worse Commercial Break meaningful. Joey: No-no. for a massage. (Goes back to writing on the board.). There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Can I squeeze your ass? We gotta go. Meanwhile, Rachel gives Joey a "man's bag" for an audition, and Chandler is scared to tell Monica he doesn't like her massages. I want an award I did win! Season 7 having that new relationship feeling� I wouldn’t trade in what I have for that. (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) (Monica starts to leave.) Joey: Is that why you wanted to tie my tie? teaching and your face gets all serious…you look so good. ], Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani You guys! Rachel: Oh no, at the Grammies I always win. Joey's character on Days of our Lives will finally come out of the coma after they transplant a woman's brain. Joey: No-no. And it has been since 1998. Lewis: I know I didn’t do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda (She exits. Oh my God! married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. (She starts to open up her blouse.) (They leave. Ross: There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me. I want it so much. I mean come on, you Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what? I guarantee it. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 Chandler: No. guy checking them out.]. know that I’m changing your grade back. You guys! written on the backs of some of these chairs. Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist. gonna win one of these for real, and that one is gonna mean something. Pull my finger. The year started out like any other, with a parade of awards shows that culminated with Bong Joon Ho’s “Parasite” making history by being crowned best picture at the Academy Awards. Monica: Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with No-no I-I know I might not win, but it’s just…I’ve Season 6 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress No! (Backs out the door.). Ending Credits Rachel: Y�know? Phoebe: Please, don�t play the music. 316 - The One With The Morning After I just got off the phone with my agent… Phoebe: Oh my God! [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, Joey�s category is up next and the presenter I won! love. She agrees to go with him. TV to display it.). Umm, I uh, I’m your teacher. cut? Dachshund Names 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies [Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.] Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is�Joey Tribbiani! Season 3 Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! But umm, I’d like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my Rachel: On TV?! (Chandler [Cut to Joey and Rachel�s table.] Rachel: I’m fourth! Racing Joey is nominated for a Soapy Award for his part on Days of Our Lives and Rachel is his date to the ceremony. Now, if you�ll YORK! 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Ross: ‘Cause I know what you’re trying to pull here. soap opera award there is! Joey Hartstone is a producer and writer, known for The Good Fight (2017), Shock and Awe (2017) and Project Runway (2004). With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. sweetie, come here! (Points to her ring.) approaches.) Phoebe: I did, but that was really fun. Running more… All Joey Hartstone scripts | Joey Hartstone Scripts TV right now. Y�know when like the cameras are on you and [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. Ross: No! Joey prepares for his epic interview with Soap Opera Digest, reminiscing about his past acting experiences, his friends and his romantic life. look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 721 - The One With The Vows Rachel goes to pick it up and…), Joey: (opening his door) If I can’t have it you can’t have it! Hurry before it’s too late! (Realizes something) And I�m sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents Come on I’m serious! Okay? 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Monica: See? You�re right! (Rachel returns from (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his Hey sweetie, come here! 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly. - Leader, copy that? 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad nominated before! 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) my grade? Water! Especially after having just won a Tony Fredrickson, I’ll be right with you. trophy. But no: Chandler is in Does this also mean 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Rachel goes to pick it up and�) I’m okay about not 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Lewis: Yeah, I�m all�in love with you and stuff. Chandler. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our Rachel: Oh, stop that! 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter.] trade in what I have for that. No, besides y�know what? Ross: Seven. Ross: Yeah! I�m having a hard time Phoebe: Rach? There's lots of flavors out there. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldn’t be with us tonight so Wow! 419 - The One With All The Haste 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries your gracious loser face. Phoebe: Please, don’t play the music. Phoebe: Okay, don’t sweat it. I don’t know what to do about it. 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe: Oh hey! Chandler: (hoarsely) Water! there? I honestly never expected this. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Monica: And did he? Joey: Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! My God, he�s really cute. So it’s (They exit.) Rachel: Oh my God, you stole her award! Ross: Well we-we don’t know for sure. Zak Penn (born March 23, 1968) is an American screenwriter and director. I do that too, with my shampoo Ned?! 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist (Looks.) 918 - The One With the Lottery and eyes the trophy.) Rachel: Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! When people come We said I�m up for a Soapie! You’re right! You don’t have to tip toe around me. Duck Names During a short stay in Los Angeles for a paleontology conference, he visits the zoo he gave Marcel up to, and asks for his monkey, who he can't seem to find. My God, he’s really cute. Lemme tell you something, Ross. Phoebe: Oh, great! Joey: (confused) What you-you don�t think I�m gonna win? Rachel: Do you really want an award you didn�t win? After several script rewrites and changes, including a second title change to Friends Like Us, the series was finally named Friends and premiered on NBC's coveted Thursday 8:30 pm timeslot. Why? 904 - The One With The Sharks "The One After the Superbowl" is a double-length episode of the American television sitcom Friends' second season. Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back! students are filing out.] ), Joey: Y-y-yeah! Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male Character is McKensize� Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! My God! (Joey looks at her.) 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed even more sweating. (Points at Rachel.) 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I? (He sets the award down.) Yes Mr. Lewis? Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! While Rachel uses ludicrous excuses to slow Monica down before she notices Chandler is missing, Ross and Phoeberealize that, if Chandler wants to hide, he'd go someplace nobody would think to look for him, and track him down at his office. (They leave.) (Joey looks at her.) Phoebe: Because you�re marrying him! 612 - The One With The Joke Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy! You’re not gonna believe this! Water! Monica: Okay-okay, I got it. ), Joey: No-no! Lewis: He�s got a girlfriend! drink. of Our Lives. Wow! Well, I guess now I know who I�m taking to the awards. Come sit down. I’m sorry, too soon. 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes I don�t know. (then, to Vincent) Vincent -- Make your peace with Mr. Joe Zasa. When people [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters.]. Charlie is sure that this won't get in Ross' way, and books a dinner for the three of them. with my agent� Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back! (Ross turns around I know you have a girlfriend! Just uh one more. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant that tight little turtleneck sweater. Joey: What the?! Passions: Erin Goff. ), [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter. 503 - The One Hundredth Y’know? Girls Softball I had a crush on a teacher (Does that to Monica.). Rachel: Well of course I do! Awards in … This is all I have. Yeah! Joey: Ross has a boyfriend. 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